The Philippine jail puts to shame Norway’s best.


(below) Philippine Jail (complete with flat screen TV, high-class bathroom, air-conditioner and high-tech audio system.

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(below) Norwegian Jail:  small flat screen tv, desk, and cushioned bed.

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(below) Philippine Jail: Audio-Visual room, aircon, recording studio, sauna, and jacuzzi.

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(below) Norwegian Jail: Oven, modern kitchen, soap dispenser, and shower.

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(below) And one more thing that the Norwegian cannot beat the Filipinos – look at how prison rehabilitation has affected the inmates:

While Norwegian inmates: sunbathes almost in the nude.

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(Below) A Filipino maximum security inmate gets to record a platinum hit single in his own music studio inside the prison.  Still cannot believe this? Click on his music video uploaded on Youtube!

It is said that this music video was shot entirely inside the maximum security compound! Pordosporsantol!!!

Axe of the Revolution: AK-47


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I am sure Mikhail Kalashnikov is now being mobbed by the victims of his famous rifle, the AK-47 in the afterlife.  Bringing dead and destruction for nearly 80 years, the Avtomat Kalashnikova or popularly known to be the “Kalash” is still alive and kicking. Armed men in nearly all the continents of this earth still carry this wonder of death.  To show, how effective this rifle is, a demonstration is provided here.

I bet your eyes were glued to your screens! The sexy model, Filipina Abby Poblador was visibly shaken by the “Kalash’s” recoil.

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Enter the Trapos for 2016…Filipinos do not learn.


Even this early, Filipino politicians are already banging their drums in an attempt to lure voters.

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a.  Mar Roxas – Even if he is not yet declaring any intention to run for President, all points to his non-stop efforts to hog the limelight.  However even if he tries his all, his ratings in the surveys are still at the lowest.

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b.  Chiz Escudero.  Definitely moving up from his senatorial post, this ambisyoso of a politician is using the “merry a pretty girl ” card to lure the “bakya” crowd to his fold.  Mar Roxas should remind him that this did not work in his favor when he married Korina Sanchez.

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c.  Grace Poe – Despite running second to Vice President Jejomar Binay in the recent surveys, Grace Poe is keeping her options open.  A shoo-in for the Vice President race, Poe may find herself pushed by her supporters to run for the highest position.  Her common man (“masa”) image build-up is growing as days past.

Hay naku…nakakahiya kayo!

There is More to Iloilo City than an Controversial Convention Center and an Ugly Fat Butt.


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What is there to Iloilo City besides the controversial Convention Center and Senate President Franklin Drilon?

Of course, there is a whole lot more!

It has tons of sexy Ilonggas…

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Like  Sofie Garrucho…

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(Sofie Garrucho photo by Ilonggo photographer Peter Jaena)

The Evil Vice President Scenario.


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In a scenario where the country’s President and Vice President come from rival political parties, chances are they will end up fighting each other when the next Presidential election comes.  The sitting President will definitely favor a successor who comes from his political party.  To do this, he will do everything in his power to show  the electorate that the sitting Vice President is not fit to succeed him.

Probably a year before the Presidential election, mud slinging will happen.  The President with all the executive powers at his disposal (plus ambitious political suckers at his side) will demolish the Vice President’s chances to succeed. If he does not do this, the President along with his party mates will surely end up in “kangkongan” if the Vice President will come to power.

In this bleak scenario, the Vice President rendered powerless given the sheer weight of governmental power bearing down on him.  He cannot do anything but absorb the punches and kicks until lady luck smiles again at him.  Yet, there is a situation where the Vice President would not cower in fear under a Presidential persecution.  This is called the Evil Vice President Scenario.

The objective of this scenario is to tip the balance of power by eliminating the source of persecution.   It should be borne in mind that all the suckling tentacles will lose their strength without a controlling mind.   In the event the President dies – natural causes or otherwise, the Vice President no matter how damaged his reputation is WILL SUCCEED IN POWER.  No questions asked.  No amount of political trick will stop this.

Thus, for Vice Presidents who are reeling from political mauling and pushed to the wall without nothing to lose anymore, to entertain this option is most tempting.  This one scenario taken from the popular US TV series, Scandal.

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The Tres Amigos of the Philippine Senate


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Kudos to the rampaging threesome of the Philippine Senate: Senators Koko Pimentel,Alan Peter Cayetano and Sonny Trillanes, they are very effective in their job (regardless if their sub-committee hearings will bring about any new legislation).  Definitely, a bulk of Filipinos will no longer vote for Vice President Jejomar “Jojo” Binay.  The trio have effectively ingrained in their  audience’s mind that Binay and his family have amassed ill-gotten wealth from their nearly 3-decade control of Makati City.  Any simple mind will easily accept the preposition that no mayor who has control a billion peso city that long will come out penniless if he is just a “normal city administrator.”

So effective that these two Senators can effectively take over the jobs of the National Bureau of Investigation, Philippine National Police, Ombudsman, Sandiganbayan and sometimes the Philippine Supreme Court (in interpreting the law based on their whims and caprices).

So why end in demolishing the Binays?  Why not roll the barrel on other controversial personalities in Philippine politics, conveniently  in the name of “in aid of legislation?”

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a.  Enact anti-political families bill:

Ah, there is just so many “resource persons”: The Marcoses, the Singsons, the Garcias, theTupases, and those families in Mindanao whose members occupy a majority (if not all) of political seats.  While there is no problem about two or three family members joining the politics, there is something wrong with the whole family being in politics.

(For the Vice Presidentiable members of the sub-committee, there could be a lot of VIce Presidentiable rivals coming from this group and this is an opportunity to eliminate them)

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b. A Better Anti-Graft Bill:  The NapoList Congressmen

One of the scandals that was sidelined by this Oplan Nonog is the investigation of congressmen and public officials involved in the Janet Napoles  PDAF scam.

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c.  A better utilization of Foreign Donations: Yolanda and Zamboanga Disasters Aid Relief.

There are loud whispers that several millions of pesos have allegedly gone into the pockets of corrupt officials and contractors in disaster affected areas especially in Zamboanga, Samar and Leyte.  It is a shame that foreign donors of aid are not anymore trusting the Philippine government with their aid packages in disaster struck areas.

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d. A better internal security legislation.

250 Million Ransom paid to the Abu Sayyaf contrary to the No Ransom Policy of the government.  The real question could be: does the Abu Sayyaf hiding behind corrupt protectors in the military and local government units just like what was alleged in the past?

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e. A better procurement bill.

Investigate the alleged multi-million Iloilo Convention Center that used PDAF of Senate President Franklin Drilon.

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f.  A bill effectively separating the Church and State.

Investigate the horse-trading tendencies of religious groups with politicians during elections.

Go go go!

Kim Henares vs. Abu Sayyaf


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Wow!!! 250 million pesos in cold cash!!! This is surely TAXABLE in the Philippines even if it is coming from illegal sources.

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Hala kayo mga Abu Sarap…ester Abu Sayyaf! Bureau of Internal Revenue (BIR) chief tax (wo)man Kim Henares will be on your trail.  And mind you, she is a better shot compared to the Philippine Marines you have mercilessly defeated through the years.

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