Look at  these middle-eastern bombers.  They have no qualms in strapping themselves to bombs that they will eventually detonate at the desired  target and appointed time.  Take note that these photos where taken just before they were blown to smithereens. Call them  crazy or stupid terrorists, these fanatical suicide bombers are  undeniably brave to pull off such a job.

It is claimed that these human bombs  are motivated by the prophetic promise that if they blow up their bodies  in killing infidels, they will go directly to heaven where they will be rewarded with virgin brides.  A powerful enticement for deranged middle-eastern youth who felt bullied by the infidels. Lacking proper nutrition, education and employment opportunities to support a decent living, they are just so willing to crossover to heaven via an explosive-riddled vest.    But these middle-eastern suicide bombers are not an exclusive gentlemen club,  there are also women and children tapped to deliver the destructive power of TNT to the infidels.

Don’t you wish your mother-in-law is hot like me. A woman suicide bomber

Mama, are you sure this is my Batman costume? Even children are not spared from being a suicide bomber.

The employment of suicide bombers in middle eastern countries is to ensure the desired effect.  These human bombs  have the discretion to pilot their explosive payload to a desired target.  They are  considered the “smartest” bombs of all – they  having a human brain (albeit crazy or stupid according to their victims).

Desired effect guaranteed. Million dollar smart bombs are no match to a “human brain”  guided  bomb.

Even heavily secured targets are no longer safe.   A couple of suicide bombers bore a hole through USS Cole.


Mission Impossible No More.  Human brain plus a plane full of fuel equals a smarter cruise missile.

In the Philippines, bombing attributable to “terrorists” are way different from those perpetrated in middle eastern countries.  Filipino bombers are usually employing remote-detonated improvised explosive devices (IEDs).  These IEDs are usually sticks of TNT or dud mortar rounds strapped to a detonating device like a cellular phone.  These bomb materials are easily sourced as Philippine authorities have loose control on TNTs, dud ordinances and even cellular phones sim cards.  In the Philippines, anybody can unearth a dud mortar round in some battlefield or buy a pre-paid cellular phone sim card without being monitored by the government.  For cellular phone sim cards alone, telecom companies have a field day in sales : 85 million cellular sim cards sold and growing.  The government-mandated  sim card registration having being enjoined by the court, greedy telecom companies are laughing their way to the bank.  It is a relief that Senator Vicente “Tito” Sotto III  has urged to legislate the mandatory registration of sim cards for the sake of national security (once in a blue moon brilliant suggestions from the former comedian).  He pointed out that most of the bombings in Mindanao were triggered by a cellular phone detonator.  He also  argued that advance countries like Singapore makes it very hard for anybody to get pre-paid sim cards.  One has to go through a process of registration to get one.

SIM Card Registration Crusader Senator Vicente “Tito” Sotto III.  When comedy takes the backseat, good ideas come in.

Open to all. 80 Million SIM Cards in the Philippines.

Dud Ordinance.  Proliferation of unexploded bombs is  maybe due to anomalous purchases by the military.


Hello Telephone? Trigger a bomb at a distance

Same, Same. Nobody was surprised when the Makati bus bombing was caused by a cellular phone

It is not a surprise that the latest bombing of a passenger bus in Makati City is triggered by a cellular phone. Wired to a dud 80mm mortar, it ripped through the bus killing 4 helpless victims.  President Benigno “Noynoy” Aquino was fast to point to terrorist groups.  The police investigators were also quick to connect the “dud mortar” bomb to be likely sourced from Mindanao (as if half of the Philippines did not know!).  They are short of saying that it is either the Muslim rebels or the dreaded Abu Sayyaf who are responsible for the bombing.  This is because they were used to this strategy: planting bombs in buses, markets, and even sea vessels as big as the Super Ferry,  run as far as they can and remotely trigger the bomb via cellular phone. What a bunch of coward bastards!

Mindanao bombing 1. An IED usually explodes inside a passenger bus when the owners do not pay protection money.

Mindanao Bombing 2. Just to wreck havoc and maybe to beef up their notoriety, terrorist groups would bomb a market or two.

USS Cole copycat? Abu Sayyaf’s version is leave the bomb and scram!

And talking about the Abu Sayyaf, aren’t they partly in the same suit as the suicide bombers in Iraq or Israel?  But how come we have not seen any of their members being blow to bits of bloody membrane?  Why is there no incident of Muslim rebels blowing up themselves in some Mindanao mall and splattering the wall with their reddish chunks?  Why do all bombings in the Philippines triggered by somebody kilometers away from ground zero?

The reason is probably because Philippine bombers are just in for the money.  Its a “we’ll-bomb-your-bus-if-you-dont-pay-us-money” kind of thing.  Negosyo lang ito hindi personalan (its only business, not a personal matter).

No Jihad Martyrs. Its all about the money.

Millionaires of Basilan. The enterprising Abu Sayyaf

Terrorist Tycoons. Abu Sayyaff top brass Abu Sabaya and Khadafi Janjalani


He is one of the real brave Filipino “suicide bombers”.  A New Year celebrator carelessly blowing his hands with firecracker.