If I were Phil Younghusband, I will need no social networking site to invite somebody to a Valentines date.

If I were Phil Younghusband, I will definitely not ask Angel Locsin for a date and get declined.

Pwede po ba managalog ka na lang, Phil? Two time  Philippine Sexiest Angel Locsin.

If I have his looks, I will not dare date Angel Locsin who may not be able to carry a conversation in English with me.  I will have a field day choosing among the Fil-Americans, Fil-Eurasians and Fil-whatever celebrities that abound in this country.  If there ain’t any then I will just date an exotic Brazilian model and just figure a way how to end up back at my pad.

Fil-Brit for a Fil-Brit.  Anne Curtis is a better choice.

Eu não falam inglês, Mas eu sei como a ir para casa com você.   Brazilian TV star/model Diana Meneses

 

But then I can be more than Phil Younghusband, I am no torpedo (torpe =sheepish) . I’ll definitely bag the girls.

Philippine Torpedo.  Phil has the looks, built and star quality but lacks the guts.

I will date not only the Philippines no. 1 most sexiest, I will date those in the top ten.

I will definitely enjoy Cristine Reyes (or the other way around…)

Iwa Moto’s chinky eyes will widen in ecstacy….

Hayden who?  Katrina Halili will surely forget the forgettable Doctor Kho…

I will be Marian Rivera’s big and long Dingdong…

Meet Mrs. Angelica Panganiban-Younghusband

While at it, why not date the hard-to-get women who gave Pnoy a hard time in the dating circuit.   Surely, Shalani Soledad, Liz Uy and Len Lopez would want my autograph.

I will always have time for Liz and Shalani…

Len Lopez will never deny me…

 

Hell yeah, I’ll even date Rhian Ramos just to spite that diminutive blabber mouth Mohan Gumatay.

Rhian Ramos will experience Mo’ loving with me.

I will even go for girl groups, name it..EB Babes Sex Bomb Girls, Kitty Girls, Baywalk body girls, Mocha Girls…except maybe  the Girl Scouts…i will do them all.

A one on one bedroom basketball with a Viva Hot Babe per day will be a terrific workout…

I will spend more time with this Viva Hot Babe and fulfill her  remaining sexual fantasy….

I will agree to be with all of them if the stop being bakya….

They will dance in extreme pleasure in my arms…