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Woman of the Year: BIR Commissioner Kim Henares



Once in a blue moon, a ultra-straight, no-nonsense, and decisive individual finds his or her way to the government to bring about genuine change.  One such person is  Atenean lawyer and Georgetown alumna Kim Henares who is considered  a precious gem in President Benigno C. Aquino’s treasure chest.  True to her value, Atty. Henares continues to prove that she can bring about change in what is considered one of the corrupt bureaus of Philippine government, the Bureau of Internal Revenue (BIR).






No doubt about it, Atty. Henares is one tough cookie and is not afraid to go after the untouchables and  big fishes that evaded former BIR commissioners.  Her latest move -some say is a social suicide – even pit her  against her companeyos and companyeras in the legal profession, doctors and professionals who are not paying the proper taxes.  This is one concrete proof this iron lady  is does not fear any opposition or hurdle along the way.


Salute to you, Atty. Henares!

Chief Justice Suggestion:  While it is true that having a fearless and honest BIR Commissioner  will set a new feat at the BIR by making taxpayers like the professionals pay the right taxes,  President Aquino should realize that tax collection will be effortless when taxpayers are convinced that taxes collected will be used wisely and properly by the government.

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As such, he should put somebody at the other end of the process –  the post audit of government fund in order to make sure that taxes collected are properly spend and not pocketed by corrupt government officials.  Stated simply, President Aquino should also put somebody like Atty. Henares at the Commission on Audit (COA).  Without a strong reviewer of how government funds are used, admirable effort by honest officials like Atty. Henares will be frustrated.

Presumption of Innocence, Stupid!

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To those who seemingly sidestepped common sense and elementary logic by crucifying instant celebrity Jeane Lim-Napoles:  can they actually find any distinction between her and other “children of gods?”



Daughters of god  No. 1:  Imee and Irene Marcos, children of so-called “Marcos Conjugal Dictatorship” whom opposition leaders (including parents of President Benigno C. Aquino III) have accused of  emptying the government’s coffers.



Daughter of god No. 2:  Jackie Ejercito-Lopez, daughter of convicted plunderer-and-now-Manila mayor Joseph “Erap” Estrada.



Daughter of god No. 3:  Luli Macapagal-Arroyo, daughter of former President Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo who is currently facing multiple graft and corruption cases.



Daughter of god No. 4:  Camille Villar, daughter of former Senator Manny Villar who was allegedly involved in the controversial C5 extension project.



Daughter of god No. 5:  Senator Nancy Binay,  whose mother former  Makati Mayor Elenita Binay was accused of plunder for the alleged anomalous purchase of furnitures amounting to 72 million pesos.



…..and espeysal mention, Daughter of god no. 6, pa-socialite Divine Lee, daughter of  businessman Delfin Lee  of Globe Asiatique who is accused of duping the Pag-ibig housing fund in the tune of 7 billion pesos.

Although some of these “children of gods” have not flaunted their riches online, it is public knowledge that they enjoyed “social latitude” at some point of their lives.  But to assume that they have any hand in the wrongdoings or alleged unscrupulous dealings of their parents, self-righteous individuals have clearly trampled their right to be presumed innocent (a right that even the worst specie of criminals are entitled to).


In the end,  Jeane Lim-Napoles’ only mistake could be her propensity to post photos on social networks such as Tumblr and Instagram.

I wish I were Jeane Napoles.


It seems that the Philippines does not run out of juicy controversies. The latest even outshined (or outclassed) those who are supposedly involved in a graver scandal – distinguished members of the Philippine Senate who allegedly allowed a lady-businesswoman to spend their “pork barrel” (Senator’s discretionary funds otherwise known as the Priority Development Assistance Fund) on dubious non-government organizations (NGOs).


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The frenzy and rage over the flaunted riches of young designer Jeane Lim Napoles (daughter of pork barrel queen Janet Lim Napoles) are misplaced. This is sadly the proverbial “barking at the wrong tree” case. While the public is castigating Ms. Napoles, the real evildoers (who allegedly include her embattled mother) are slipping away from the clutches of lady justice (just like how Delfin Lee of the Globe Asiatique scam seemed to fade away from the public’s memory).



Magna cum laude Jeane –no matter how tasteless, classless or careless netizens think she is – should not be made the target of any public uproar. She is just at the receiving end. If indeed charges against her mother are true, it does not concern Jeane (unlike Delfin Lee’s pa-socialite daughter Divine Lee who is Vice President for Sales of their beleaguered company). The government and all its “matuwid na daan” powers should pounce on the real perpetrators of the Pork Barrel Scam before they get away or their popularity (or notoriety) wanes.


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There is nothing wrong in having rich parents. Children of ridiculously rich people cannot be faulted for the riches gifted to them or they merely inherited (right, Senator Bong-Bong Marcos?). All they do is to receive the moolah and spend it as if there is no tomorrow. And lucky them, there is no law against spending all your money on a whim.


(photo from Jean Napoles’Twitter account)

That is why a lot of Filipinos actually want to be Jeane Lim-Napoles: young, supposedly talented, apparently happy, no doubt filthy rich and….. sadly innocent. The problem is that they cannot just shake off the fact that they are just envious of her.


The Future Philippine First Lady – Who will it be?

First Choice: Heart Evangelista

imagesSecond Choice: Jinky Pacquiao



Third Choice: Korina Sanchez


Fourth Choice:  Elenita Binay



Vote now!!!


How We can All Be Rich!

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In a recent report, the National Statistical Coordination Board (NSCB)  reported that the percentage of Filipinos living below the poverty line has remained almost unchanged in the past six years.  Meaning despite the “matuwid na daan” programs and the robust economy of the country,  President Benigno Aquino, III, most Filipinos are still in utter poverty.

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It is ironic that on one side of the country  exists a totally different social strata that is  wading in an ocean of money.  To prove this,  mega-buck car brand Rolls Royce opened its Manila branch with funny man Willy Revillame as its supposed first customer.

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The presence of billionaires and millionaires in the Philippines is only a testament to the fact that while  the majority  is poor, there is still  chance for them to get rich.  Yet, a genuine “get rich” formula is still elusive.  As all the best economic minds (like Georgetown-educated Gloria Macapagal Arroyo) seemed to fail in solving the poverty crisis in the country, it is time to hear “out of this world” suggestions on how to get rich.  Who knows these may just do it.

Here are some suggestions:

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1.)  Relax Taxation.  The Philippine government should do something about the business sector’s biggest torn: taxes.  If it is not going to totally close down the Bureau of Internal Revenue (BIR), it should reduce taxes with the condition that whatever  big businesses will be able to save, it should use the same to increase  the salaries of its employees.  This will shortcut the delivery of benefits to the people by avoiding   inefficient management, partisan politics, and “un-remedied” problem of corruption.

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2.)  Relax the Labor Code provision on minimum wage.  Through the years, our manufacturing sector cannot compete with cheap labor cost of other countries like China and Vietnam.  The burden of  monetary and non-monetary benefits required by the Labor Code from employers and investors are actually crippling our manufacturing sector and its export potential.  The government should allow the private sector to establish “Free Trade Zones” where labor code provisions on minimum wage is relaxed thereby giving market forces a free hand.  This way, Filipino laborers can bargain with capitalists and factory owners just like a simple “pakyaw” transaction.  This is giving both parties more options.

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3.) Scrap government requirement for  overseas workers.  The government should allow overseas workers to work abroad without too much regulations and requirements.  For example,  if a Filipino is willing to work in Iraq for example, the government should not meddle.  What it should do is just to bolster the Department of Foreign Affairs (DFA) and the Overseas Worker Welfare Administration (OWWA)’s capability to rescue or assist stranded workers.


4.) Glamorize Domestic Helpers.  If only the government will change the mindset that working as domestic helpers abroad is demeaning, then millions of jobless Filipino women can work abroad as professional domestic helpers without the stigma of shame.

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5.) No Work No Vote Policy – To up employment in the countryside and urban area, a work/employment  record must be made a requisite in exercising the right of suffrage (right to vote).  In this manner, politicians will make sure that their constituents and supporters will have work in order for them to vote.

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6.)  Gambling Only to Foreigners.  The government should follow Macau’s gambling policy: gambling is strictly for foreigners.   This will not only bolster employment opportunities (imagine the demand for  dealers, waiters, waitresses, GROs, massage therapists, entertainers, security guards, drivers, hotel workers once casinos around the Philippines will be opened).  Since the government has thoroughly marketed the country as a tourism destination to beat its neighbors, why go further  by making gambling tourism  a  priority.

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7.) Affordable hourly lotto raffles.  To give hope to the common man, lotto draws should be made frequent – in an hourly basis if possible.  Furthermore, to make it affordable, the government should make bets as cheap as 50 centavos (which can make a bettor win the top  price).

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8.) Encourage technical education.  State universities should  re-asses  their priority.  It should focus on high-demand professions and skills.  On the other hand it should discourage  8-year courses like medicine and law, it should train the youth in short term courses like call center operations, culinary arts and hotel management, home management (for domestic helpers), care giving courses and other technical skills with  high demand abroad.

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9.)  Make the elections an annual event.  Since rich politicians seriously spend to buy votes during the elections (sometimes in thousand of pesos per voter), the government should make the national elections an annual event.  It should also remove the cap on election spending.  This will bolster re-distribution of wealth.


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10.) Spend on a nationwide fashion designing, singing and boxing development programs.  With the recent success of Filipinos in the fields of fashion design (Michael Cinco), singing (Charice) and boxing (Manny Pacquiao) in the international market, the government should launch a nationwide talent search for the next fashion designer, singing sensation and pound for pound boxer.  Another Manny Pacquiao who brings in the bacon will also bring in money to his constituents either as “balato” or bonafide assistance to kababayans.

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11.) Require all TV variety programs do a Willie Revillame.  In order to improve the chances of  the common man to  become a  millionaire, the government should mandate that all TV variety shows should have a “Pera or Bayong” portion where simple folks can join and win the grand prize daily.

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12.) Encourage and support inter-marriages.  The government should play matchmaker and help Filipinas (and Filipinos) to find their ideal mates abroad.   The government should help set up internet connections in far flung areas where there are lots of dreamy eyed Filipinos who are looking for sweethearts abroad.  This does not only bring in the foreign currency but also improves our race.    The government should not worry as the last say would be on the brides (and grooms).


13.) Allow Tambays (homies) to moonlight as traffic enforcers.  By following this suggestion, the government not only alleviates traffic (that delays production) but also gives jobs to street urchins that litter Metro Manila streets.  What more for those who want more challenging (and high paying jobs), they should be allowed to moonlight as “trainees” at the Bureau of Internal Revenue (BIR), Bureau of Customs (BOC), or Department of Public Works and Highways (DPWH).

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14.) Ask Japan, China, and other Asian neighbors to dump their garbage here.  Don’t get me wrong.  Our government  trained our scavengers well.  Through the years of encouraging garbage segregation and recycling, Filipino scavengers are the best in the world – even coining the word “May Pera sa Basura” (There is money in waste).

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15.) Encourage the people to eat Grass! Green and leafy vegetable,  I mean. To save on food expenses, Filipinos should change their diet.  From expensive staple of pandesal and coffee in the morning to simple tea (like the chinese). Instead of meat and fish for lunch and dinner, they should be encouraged to eat salad made up of usual backyard vegetables like alogbati, talong and sitaw, etc.

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16.) Bicycle everybody.   The government should put more bicycle lanes at all thoroughfares.  Like domestic helpers, bikers should be glamorized.  This suggestion does not only solve the traffic problem, save gas but also save the environment.

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17.)  Recycle hotel and restaurant food.  Every day, hotels and restaurants in Metro Manila throws away good food for the fear of food poisoning.  These tons of nutritious and delicious food are left to rot.  What if these were recycled and distributed to soup kitchens? That is one less meal expense for the masa (masses) who cannot afford 5-star hotel food.


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18.)  Allow  Chinese poachers and fishermen who fish in our Exclusive Economic Zone (EEZ) – Since the Philippine Navy seems helpless in preventing illegal entry and poaching  by Chinese, Taiwanese and Vietnamese fishermen within our EEZ, why don’t we just charge them a “fishing fee” or better yet a “entrance fee.”  So that this will not really be hard to swallow for the government, it should remit whatever they earn from the poachers to the local fishermen so that the latter need not risk their life and limb catching fish in their pathetic tiny fishing boats.

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19.) Send our Police and Soldiers on UN abroad.  It is rumored that members of the Philippine National Police (PNP) and the Philippine military would go to lengths to be included in the United Nation (UN) Peacekeeping Force regardless of the theater of war they are sent to and the danger that awaits them (like being kidnapped by Syrian rebels).  It is because these assignments are paid in green bucks!

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20.) Negotiate (strong arm) like the  MILF.  Just by looking tough, parading a bunch of fully armed men and using the plight of Muslim brothers as their only leverage, the Moro Islamic Liberation Front (MILF) which was a spent force during the time of President Erap Estrada was able to demand a chunky “wealth share” from the supposed Bangsa Moro provinces of Mindanao.  Gee whizz.  If only the Ilonggos, the Warays or Ilocanos have wise guys like Alhaj Murad and  Eid Kabalu to bargain for them.

Heck there are others of suggestions in how to get rich! All you have to do is to have an open mind.

A Song For A Fertile Mind.


Obviously,  Cesar Montano is hurting.


If it is true that  Cesar  announced  on Instagram that his estranged wife Sunshine Cruz has a new boyfriend (see above), he has thrown his gentlemanly ways to the wind.  Doing this is the stupidest thing to do.  This unmask him not only as a sour loser but an obvious victim of karma.   If this alleged accusation is just a way of sour graping,  having a fertile mind during these situations is surely the cruelest form of self-torture: Cesar must be sleepless thinking who could be the new boy in his wife’s life (if indeed there is one) and how he is treating her.

To ease (or alleviate) his suffering if indeed there is a new boyfriend (stud) in Sunshine’s life right now, some naughty pro-Sunshine fans must be dedicating this song to him:

Whos Holding Donna (Sunshine) Now….

By De Barge (but a few modifications and filling the blanks)

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Sometimes a love won’t let go
Hard as I try I know it shows
Everybody’s telling me
You’ll be over her eventually
But how am I supposed to feel so secure?


When I keep wondering who’s holding Donna (Sunshine) now
And I keep wondering who’s heart (—-) she’s knocking (——-) around
There’s nothing I wouldn’t do
To be in his shoes (pants) somehow
And I keep wondering who’s holding (——— )Donna (Sunshine)  now
And I keep wondering what magic can be found
To turn me back to the one who’s holding (——-)  Donna (Sunshine) now

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The letter (instagram post)  started with good-bye
I’ve read it half a million times
Tell me this is just a dream
When I wake up she’ll be here next to me
Tell me it will be just the way it was.

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Well, I keep wondering who’s holding (———) Donna (Sunshine)  now
And I keep wondering who’s heart (—-) she’s knocking (——) around
There’s nothing I wouldn’t do
To be in his shoes (pants)  right now
And I keep wondering who’s holding (———-)Donna (Sunshine)  now
And I keep wondering what magic can be found
To turn me back to the one who’s holding (———)Donna (Sunshine)  now.

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Who’s holding (———) Donna (Sushine) now?
I keep wondering who’s heart (—-) she’s knocking (——-) around
There’s nothing I wouldn’t do
To be in his shoes (pants) right now


And I keep wondering who’s holding (——–) Donna (Sunshine)  now
Oh, Donna (Sunshine), what magic can be found?
To make me be the one who’s holding (——-) Donna (Sunshine) now
I can’t get Donna (Sunshine) off my mind.


Cesar  must be hoping that none of these  men who are holding  (———-) Sunshine now…

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Crime Free Philippines


Rumors are flying that President Benigno “Pnoy” Aquino will be appointing out-going Senator Panfilo “Ping” Lacson as the next Department of Interior and Local Government (DILG) Secretary.  If this is true, Ping will be heading not only the Philippine National Police (PNP) that headed a decade ago but also attached agencies like the Bureau of Fire Protection (BFP), etc.  Ping also wields power over local governments like Governor and Mayors. This move is seen as Pnoy’s no-nonsense stance against criminality.  With Ping at the helm of the premier anti-criminal agency, all things will fall into proper perspective.  Ping being known to be a strict leader and a decisive one.

To add high octane gasoline to the fire, Pnoy should likewise appoint other non-sense anti-criminal figures to the drive to rid Philippines of criminality.


He must also appoint Davao Mayor (now Vice Mayor) Rodrigo Duterte to head the anti-drug agency, Philippine Drug Enforcement Agency (PDEA).  Surely, Duterte who is allergic to drugs and cleansed his home city of drug lords and addicts, will be an affective anti-drug crusader.


He must also appoint ex-Manila mayor Alfredo “Dirty Harry” Lim as head of the Presidential Anti-organized Crime Task Force (PAOCTF) so that he can bring his “iron-fist” campaign against kidnap-for-ransom and carnapping gangs.  Putting a Filipino-Chinese on the top brass of the anti-organized crime will assuage the rich Filipino-Chinese community.  Lim who has headed the National Bureau of Investigation (NBI) and the DILG was largely responsible for the “neutralization” of criminal syndicates and drug lords, closing the Ermita-Mabini red light district and closing the Manila Baywalk establishments.

Just imagine a Ping Lacson-Rody Duterte-Fred Lim trio stomping out criminality in Philippines.  What a good idea!



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Mr. Cheapjustice’s Unsolicited Advice:  Why don’t Pnoy ask his appointee Supreme Court Chief Justice Lourdes Sareno to create special anti-organized crime courts manned by judges who are known as “Hukom Bitay” (Hanging Judges).  That will surely help out the anti-criminality drive in the Philippines.

At sasaya ang Pilipinas…talaga!(?)



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