Posts tagged ‘Mo Twister’

Look who is holding Rhian now…


Rhian Ramos and KC Montero.  Hitting it!

Mohan “DJ Mo Twister” Gumatay.  Crying a river?

KC Montero used to be Mohan “DJ Mo Twister”  Gumatay’s best bud.  They joked about a lot of things  and laughed aloud like brothers.    Hell, they even teased about heir “physical “assets”.  In fact, they seemed proud of that they are doing – broadcasting it, podcasting it – and probably making a ton of money at the same time!

Mo used to be with Rhian Ramos, that brat of a starlet – whom the diminutive shock jock allegedly romanced in several romantic places here and abroad.  KC knows about this and may have been wishing he could have been in Mo’s trousers.  But when Mo and Rhian’s fairy tale love affair hit the rocks, suddenly KC’s fantasy suddenly was not far from realization.  Just a few months after the much publicized tri-media break-up of Mo and Rhian, the latter found herself  drawn to the open arms of KC.  And now they are reportedly a hot item!

Hmmm.  If Mo’s recount of history and haphazard statements about his ex on tri-media are true, he is doing a great demolition job.  Now, some observers see  Rhian as a “wild girl”.   One who wants to be romanced in scenic spots abroad and showered with material things.  Worse, Mo’s insinuations on Twitter and  Youtube  painted a  seemingly morally loose woman who has no qualms  about taboo topics such as abortion.

I bet Rhian is now happy with KC although I have serious doubts on how she will last with another loud and foul mouth DJ-Model-bit actor.   Will KC handle Rhian better?  I think KC will gonna be a better lover as he is  not narrow-minded.   He once proven this by accepting reality in a good way.  Just ask his ex Geneva Cruz.

The thought of KC  making out with his ex  must be  making Mo Twister regret joking about  KC’s …well…capabilities.

Why Mo Twister is the Tallest Man Alive.



Although he may stand no taller than 5’4,” Mohan “Mo Twister” Gumatay seems to be the tallest person in the country right now.

He is bigger than Willie Revillame who is already  considered a media gem.  Even bigger than President Benigno “Pnoy” Aquino III.

Why? you may ask?

Well,  a lot of observers thought that Willie Revillame mounted a “coup” when his TV partner, Shalani Soledad (who is the ex-girlfriend of President Pnoy) married political royalty Roman Romulo.    But this feat was overshadowed by Mo Twister’s latest gimmick.

The little boy Mo actually came up with a resounding explosion of revelation:  His own radio show side kick Grace Lee- the one he often teases as having massive mammaries (branding them “Twins”) is dating the most powerful person in the country.

After sobbing like a girl in his scandalous video, Mo Twister  is now bouncing back as the “you heard it from me first” kind of guy.  Undeniably, he has the goods on the First Girlfriend – sensitive information culled from the years of being  his partner on his morning radio program.

In short (no pun intended), he can always say: “Mr. President, you are dating the Twins!”

Pnoy and the Twins


Whew! now that I laid down the basis….

Let me go to President Benigno “Pnoy” Aquino III’s latest love interest (or conquest):  Korean radio personality Grace Lee.

For the thousands of Good Times with Mo listeners, Grace Lee was made popular by Mo Twister’s titillating introduction of her as “Grace and her Twins.”  Listeners were glued to their radios just to hear the next “sexually charged” heckling about Grace’s ample assets.  In that radio show, Grace became an overnight sensation…just because of her “Twins” and how Mo Twister has taken advantage of the same to up his ratings.

“Twins?”  What Twins?

Yes, Mr. President, you are dating the “Twins” (according to Mo Twister who gets the credit).

Now, if indeed Grace Lee becomes the country’s first Korean First Lady, Pnoy may have  to contend with Mo Twister’s  teasing (Wasn’t he the one who spilled the beans on Grace’s date with the Pnoy on his Twitter?).

Mr. President, it seems the midget got you this time…hehehe.

Oh C’mon, you F%$#^ Idiot!


Bestiality Alert? Look where that dirty tongue has gone!

For the hundreds of former loyal listeners of Mo Twister’s popular morning show “Good Times with Mo” aired on Magic 89.9 FM,  his vigorous denial that he did not upload the second controversial video with disgraced teen starlet Rhian Ramos is full of bull@#$@!

These listeners swear to high heavens hearing the midget of a radio announcer (stop upgrading the job description as a Radio jock – Disc jockey lang dapat itawag sa ‘yo!) allegedly  announced on his radio program that if he gets jilted by a lover, he will unleash diabolical revenge  that will surely destroy his ex. They also know that Mo usually advises ladies to keep a video of their sex bouts with boyfriends as “future insurance.”   With this perverted mindset, it is not hard to believe that Mo Twister could have recorded the scenes where he french kissed the girl he supposedly love, mashed her breast and dry humped her for some pervert to relish.)

To add to this, Mo repeatedly boasted about not selling any of his apple macbook pros as these may leak his scandals and porn stash.    For him to say now that he accidentally left these videos in a laptop he sold is ironic!   Take note these are videos are so scandalous these insinuate her ex-girlfriend Rhian Ramos to have undergone abortion.    If  indeed Mo really sold the laptop and accidentally left these videos in it,  he would have sued the uploader whose identity can easily be pinpointed. But Mo did not do this. Whew! What an Ass-wipe!

C’mon Mo, do you really think that your Good Times with Mo listeners are stupid and forgetful?

 

note:  A lot of readers may be asking who Mo and Rhian are.  Well, for their benefit, Mo is Mohan Gumatay, a disk jockey who had a brief stint as a comedian and a recording artist (rapper would you believe!), got a chubby starlet Bunny Paras pregnant (Mo was later accused by Bunny of not giving child support for their child), had a live-in relationship with another starlet Janette Mcbride, went abroad and went home again to host a very popular radio program “Goodtimes with Mo” where he lambasted movie scribe Christy Fermin only to join her several years later in a TV show “Juicy.”

Rhian, on the other hand, is reportedly a niece of a GMA 7 network big boss which explains the phenomenal promotion effort to launch her as the networks big star (Unfortunately, she remains “unmade” to this date).  She is also a commercial model and an HTC mobile phone endorser.

Here is Rhian:

Here is her french kissing, boob-groping and dry-humping ex-boyfriend Mo:

Dead Career Ahead…


Motor-mouth reporting for duty. Mohan “Mo Twister” Gumatay.

Caveat: This might not be true.  The video might be fake.  Mo Twister and Rhian Ramos may have notcavorted around the world. 

But if there is truth to all of what is circulating and going viral in the net…

…then these Mo(re) Twisted Ramblings effectively destroyed whatever appeal Rhian Ramos have.

Pa-tweetums No More.  Rhian Ramos

Getting her for a goody-goody advertisement is like getting an abortionist to promote a dish of Dinuguan.

Vilest form of Murder.  Abortion kills the defenseless.

Again, there is absolutely no confirmation if the viral video is authentic just as there is no proof that Mo and Rhian had every been a couple.

Challenging times for the Kapuso Network.  GMA 7 may shut up or cover up.

Surely the big bosses of GMA will do everything to cover this mess.  Especially that Rhian is allegedly a fair headed bet of one of its bigwigs (how can one explain her phenomenal rise to the top despite -being average looking among several other GMA7 talents who are way prettier and sexier than her).

What is more interesting to note is if Mo Twister’s other “less juicy” statements are also true – like saying that Rhian is a slave to showbusiness:

YOU’VE GONE THROUGH SO MUCH. AND WE HAVE TO BLAME OUR JOBS FOR THIS? THIS INDUSTRY THAT JUDGES YOU FOR THESE THINGS. THIS BUSINESS HAS MADE HER BELIEVE THAT WE HAVE TO TAKE THE LIFE OF OUR OWN CHILD BECAUSE NO ONE WILL FORGIVE HER FOR THIS. THAT THIS JOB WILL RUIN HER, SO WE AGREED THAT WE’D COME HERE AND GET IT DONE.

Again, if this is true then GMA 7 has blood in their hands.

Battle of the Hobbits


In the Blue Corner, standing 5’5″ 1/2 (according to him)…..John Prats…..

Yes…Pratty who every girl wished had more inches to his height so that he can be called Aga Mulach part 2.

His claim to fame?

Look at his current flame…5’11 beauty titlist Bianca Manalo.

Yeah better believe it….even if John’s lips may only  reach  Bianca’s chin.

 

In the RED CORNER…..MOHAN “MO TWISTER” GUMATAY,  height 5’3″ , ego 7 feet tall…..

Mo Twister is know to have sweet talked pretty starlets.  To name a few: Bunny Paras and Janette Mcbride.

His claim to fame?

Going steady with TV starlet Rhian Ramos allegedly for nearly a year.   Rumors say that the couple have romanced in various exotic places like Santorini, Greece (whoa big spender little man!)

Never thought that Rhian, like Bianca, is a Hobbit lover.

 

 

Mo’s love affair with Rhian is like the day heaven went down to earth.

Mr. Big Spender was rumored to spend a lot with hi Greek holiday with Rhian.  Way to go, Mr. Mucho Dineros.

 

Now take your pick….

Who is the (little)MAN?

If I were Mo Twister…


If I am Mohan Gumatay who was allegedly unceremoniously dumped by ladylove and secret girlfriend, Rhian Ramos, this is  I will do to get her back…

I get a guitar and go outside her house (or condominium) and serenade her with this song.

The song is entitled “If you ever come back” by Irish phenomenal band, The Script (which has recently blown into town).

The lyrics are just impressively cute:

If You Ever Come Back

If you’re standing with your suitcase
But you can’t step on the train
Everything’s the way that you left it
I still haven’t slept yet

And if you’re covering your face now
But you just can’t hide the pain
Still setting two plates on the counter
But eating without ya

If the truth is you’re a liar
Then just say that you’re okay
I’m sleepin’ on your side of the bed
Goin’ out of my head now

And if you’re out there tryna move on
But something pulls you back again
I’m sitting here tryna persuade you
Like you’re in the same room

And I wish you could give me the cold shoulder
And I wish you could still give me a hard time
And I wish I could still wish it was over
But even if wishing is a waste of time
Even if I never crossed your mind

I’ll leave the door on the latch
If you ever come back, if you ever come back
There’ll be a light in the hall and the key under the mat
If you ever come back

There’ll be a smile on my face and the kettle on
And it will be just like you were never gone
There’ll be a light in the hall and the key under the mat
If you ever come back, if you ever come back now
Oh, if you ever come back, if you ever come back

Now they say I’m wasting my time
‘Cause you’re never comin’ home
But they used to say the world was flat
But how wrong was that now?

And by leavin’ my door open
I’m riskin’ everything I own
Something I can lose in the breakin’
That you haven’t taken

And I wish you could give me the cold shoulder
And I wish you can still give me a hard time
And I wish I could still wish it was over
But even if wishing is a waste of time
Even if I never crossed your mind

I’ll leave the door on the latch
If you ever come back, if you ever come back
There’ll be a light in the hall and the key under the mat
If you ever come back

There’ll be a smile on my face and the kettle on
And it will be just like you were never gone
There’ll be a light in the hall and the key under the mat
If you ever come back, if you ever come back now
If you ever come back, if you ever come back

If it’s the fighting you remember or the little things you miss
I know you’re out there somewhere so just remember this
If it’s the fighting you remember or the little things you miss
Oh, just remember this, oh, just remember this

I’ll leave the door on the latch
If you ever come back, if you ever come back
There’ll be a light in the hall and the key under the mat
If you ever come back

There’ll be a smile on my face and the kettle on
And it will be just like you were never gone
There’ll be a light in the hall and the key under the mat
If you ever come back, if you ever come back now
If you ever come back, if you ever come back

And it will be just like you were never gone
And it will be just like you were never gone
And it will be just like you were never gone
If you ever come back, if you ever come back now

The lyrics are crafted of course by its multi-talented band members headed by Danny O’Donoghue.  Bravo the Script!!

Goddamnit Mohan…sa ginawa mo namang paninira kay Rhian sa Twitter…maski siguro ano gagawin mo para maging kayo ulit.

 Imagine your goal and the perks that come with it….ahay…

If  I am in your shoes (ewww 5’3″?), I will do this just to get back my girl.  Imagine seeing a pretty, sexy (and witty? nahhh!) lady like her wearing a bathrobe, being able to wine and dine  her all over the world (all those cheesy stuff you said on twitter) despite your disposition sing this song to her maybe a thousand times or until your throat bleeds (so that you will not be able to blabber!).

If not you will end up singing another outstanding song by The Script “Long Gone and Move on.”

Long Gone and Move on

When's the day you start again
And when the hell does you'll get over it begin
I'm looking hard in the mirror
But I don't fit my skin
It's too much to take
It's too hard to break me
From the cell I'm in 

Oh from this moment on
I'm changing the way I feel yeah
From this moment on
It's time to get real

Cause I still don't know how to act
Don't know what to say
Still wear the scars like it was yesterday
But you're long gone and moved on
But you're long gone
But I still don't know where to start, still finding my way
Still talk about you like it was yesterday
But you're long gone and moved on
But you're long gone, you moved on

So how'd you pick the pieces up yeah
I'm barely used to saying me instead of us
The elephant in the room keeps scaring off the guests
It gets under my skin to see you with him
And it's not me that you're with

Oh from this moment on
I'm changing the way I feel yeah
From this moment on
It's time to get real

Cause I still don't know how to act
Don't know what to say
Still wear the scars like it was yesterday
But you're long gone and moved on
But you're long gone
But I still don't know where to start, still finding my way
Still talk about you like it was yesterday
But you're long gone and moved on
But you're long gone, you moved on

No I can't keep thinking that you're coming back
No
Cause I got no business knowing where you're at
No
And it's gonna be hard yeah
Cause I have to wanna heal yeah
And it's gonna be hard yeah
The way I feel that I have to get real

I still don't know how to act
Don't know what to say
Still wear the scars like it was yesterday
But you're long gone and moved on
But you're long gone
But I still don't know where to start, still finding my way
Still talk about you like it was yesterday
But you're long gone and moved on
But you're long gone, you moved on

But you're long gone, you moved on
Eh eh, oh oh
eh eh, oh oh
But you're long gone, you moved on

(Both songs are part of the Script’s second album, “Science and Faith” a follow-up to their highly successful debut self-titled album.)

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